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[NATHANIEL T.]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=style, width: 400px; border-bottom: 6px solid #2b2b2b; background-color: #999999; -moz-border-radius: 35 20 0 0px; border-radius: 35 20 0 0px; text-align: center;,true] ♕ WE'RE TAKING CONTROL we get what we want, we do what you don't, dirt and glitter cover the floor, we're pretty and sick, we're young and we're bored With a quirk of his left brow, Nathaniel twirled the tip of his index finger. A vase that had been floating in midair for the past few seconds did a somersault before it charged, head first, towards the other side of the store, dodging small objects here and there that were also floating near the ceiling. The blonde then quickly snapped his fingers just as the vase was about to crash into the shelf. He blinked once, and lowered his hand. As though gravity hadn't applied to it until now, the vessel simply dropped from its original spot. It bounced off of a relatively large bird that was perching on one of the lower levels of the shelf, before it finally landed on a pile of yarn. That same bird let out a loud squawk and awoke from what would seem to be a nap. Startled, she rapidly flapped her wings. Her beady little eyes snapped to the blonde who currently had a palm tightly clamping over his own mouth. "I highly doubt that you'd buy it even if I tried to justify mysel-" Nathaniel began through snickers, but quickly made a duck behind the counter when the blue bird suddenly flew to him, sharp beak extended and fully intending on opening a hole on the 'young boy's forehead. "Another daily death wish, human!?" "Wait! Wait! Not the face!" he yelped, mouth now hand-free as his arms had flung over his head while he threw himself down, "Anywhere but the fac- well, not the crotch either since that's how I function! Kathy!!" he snuck a glance or two before returning to his frightful fetal position while the bird attacked him on the back of the head. "Ow! Ow! Ow! No! Stop! I'm gonna go bald if you keep-! Come on! Stop! Think about it, if a- ow! If a customer comes in right now and this is the first thing they see, what do you think they'll do- no, not my neck, either! There's a time and place for vampire games but it's clearly reserved for anyone but you! Cute girls! Kathy! My neck virginity is reserved for cute girl- Kathleen, I'm gonna be angry if I start bleeding!" he whined, daring to shoot a hand upward so as to blindly aim a spell at the bird. Of course, the spell didn't exactly hit its intended target and, instead, went straight to the exit of the novelty shop. Coincidentally, the bell that was tied to the top of the door, you know, the one that would make a noise whenever someone entered, jingled. Blinking once, the offence and defence between the master-servant duo abruptly paused. Nathaniel's attention turned, just in time to see that same spell he had cast bouncing right off of the door and heading straight back to his own direction. Without a word, Kathleen fled and took refuge behind the pile of yarn. The blinding light came and went, and the blonde wizard, shoulders sagged, found himself now standing inside a large bird cage. "Curses," he huffed, frowning childishly as he shook two of the metal bars. His eyes flicked back to the door and blinked at the newcomer, "Well, well!" another huff, as his gaze quickly narrowed, "If it isn't the girl that somehow managed to lock me up inside a cage! Does this sort of thing turn you on, Cassie?" his frown dissolved a little, and one corner of his mouth curled upward. Nathaniel snickered, glancing away momentarily, "I'll play along I guess, if it's what you're into. Anything for my li'l Cassie." notes:: oh look i typed a thing. words:: 598. tagged:: cassie.

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